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Man Caught Masturbating at Big Bay Bar, Police Say

According to the police report, the suspect came into the local bar, sat down next to a fireplace, pulled out a laptop and began masturbating.

An employee at Big Bay Brewing got a heavy dose of lewd and lascivious behavior Sunday afternoon, when a man came into the beer-maker's Shorewood tasting room, pulled out a laptop and began to masturbate.

At 2:48 p.m., police say they received a call from the Big Bay employee. She said the man came into the bar at 4517 N. Oakland Ave. wearing black windbreaker-type pants, a Packers windbreaker and Packers hat with tassels.

He said he planned on meeting someone at the bar, then settled on a seat next to a fireplace, and pulled out his laptop.

The employee said she then heard “weird noises” coming from the man, and went to investigate when she realized the man had pulled down his pants and was masturbating.

The man fled the bar in an unknown direction; police were unable to locate him.

Ray Ray Johnson December 22, 2012 at 02:59 PM
Mrs. Costanza exclaimed, "I walk in and find my son treating his body like an amusement park."
alt ideas needed December 22, 2012 at 03:42 PM
GEORGE: I zipped up! ELAINE: (Wide-eyed) So, she fell? GEORGE: Yeah. Well, I couldn't run over there the way I was!
Gregory Kluck December 22, 2012 at 09:39 PM
Yeah, he was beating his own bear.
@-;-'---- Rose December 23, 2012 at 04:53 AM
Yada, Yada, Yada
Frank C January 18, 2013 at 08:51 AM
I suppose it's time for him to move to a new state...

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