OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

A brief lapse in bad judgment might have saved a Greenfield man from a lot more trouble than what he got.

It's been immortalized on radio morning shows such as Dave and Carole and Kramp and Adler ... here's this week's installment of strange and incredible suburban crime, OMG PD. 

“I’ll get the door, Mom!”

This could have been much, much funnier if he hadn’t .

That’s not a pool toy

. Sleep well, Caledonia.

Hope Boots doesn’t see him

If this man was “,” he was doing a lousy job of being discreet. 

Gun > Swiffer

After this experience, two housecleaners probably have .

"No, you settle down!"

This is the first and probably only installment of a new reality series, “.”

Stuff People in Trouble Say, Vol. 4,529

It makes sense. for the taking.


The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.


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